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Read This Before You Send a Woman Your Nudes
I’d like to offer heterosexual males some unsolicited advice. I’m sure you guys won’t mind since you often give me feedback when I haven’t asked for your opinion.
Anyway, Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching, which means some of you are busy trying to pick up women on dating sites or via Facebook. You might think that sending naked pics of yourself is a great way to do that, but the truth is that not every woman wants to see a nude pic of you standing in front of your bathroom mirror. Same goes for naked pics of you in the tub, your bed, or on the sofa.
I realize this is shocking news for some guys, and you might be wondering: How do I know if I should send nudes to a woman I barely know?!
Hey, I’m here to help! Here are 5 things that a woman might say if she actually wants your naked pics in her inbox:
1. “Hey, can you please send me some naked pics?”
2. “What does your schlong look like? An image would really help me understand.”
3. “I’d like to see a picture of you naked.”
4. “Do you have any pictures of your penis you can send me?”
5. “I would love if you sent me some nude photos right now.”
Do not send photos if a woman does not say one of these 5 things.
Do not send nudes to a woman who clearly states she does not want them and then say something like, “Oh, I thought you were just saying that because it was the right thing to say.”
Just don’t do it. It’s a bad idea.
You’re welcome.
